I translated the dialogue as I watched it in real time. I didn't record it or anything, so I only saw it once, so if there's any mistake, sorry in advance. I'm sure there's no major mistakes, though. Many of the sentences below weren't translated word for word, but you get the gist of it! ^^

GACKT on Telephone Shocking Segment

T: Introduced yesterday by Crystal Kay, it’s GACKT today!

G: (shows up, flirting with audience and showing a Graffiti poster)

T: (reads the poster)
So many flowers are here for you today. All of them in Romanized characters. Amano Hiroyuki?

G: He’s in charge of our library in our school, Camui Gakuin.

T: Sugizo, Tsunku, etc…. You can sit down now. The message from Kay reads “Please invite me to your home again where you have a water bowl(?)”

G: We had a party at my home, and Kuri (=Crystal) came to my house, too. She’s talking about my waterfall I installed as a humidifier.

T: I know you don’t like dryness, but your humidifier became a waterfall?

G: They told me I’d need 30 humidifiers for my large room, so I decided to make a waterfall instead.

T: How did you make it?

G: I designed it with my friend, and asked a factory to make it. It was actually noisier than I’d thought.

T: You can’t stop it while you’re sleeping because that’d be meaningless, huh?

G: I couldn’t sleep at all at the beginning, and the noise made me want to go pee all the time, but now I’m used to it and I need it to sleep. It’s good for my throat and skin.

T: It’s apparently humid enough to break his computers [talking to the audience].

G: Yes, hahahaha.

T: You like summer, when it’s more humid?

G: Yes, I like places like Macao… I love the soaking wet feeling.

T: Where do you dry your clothes?

G: Oh, hmmm, I wonder…

T: Oh, you don’t dry your own clothes, do you? Of course not? GACKT doesn’t do laundry, do you? Hahaha.

(CM)

T: Yesterday when I called you, you were training already in the morning? I thought maybe you slept all morning.

G: I have a gym at home, so… I have large pieces of equipment, all kinds of tools.

T: How many kinds?

G: 5-6.

T: You have this and this and this? [He’s miming lifting, pushing, punching...]

G: Yes, this and this and this, too. [G’s doing the same. XD]

T: What time do you start?

G: Sometimes 6AM, if early.
I go to sleep late and wake up early. I sleep about 1-2 hours. My skin feels better that way. I get tired when I sleep. The brain’s cycle is about 2-3 hours, so I do need to sleep that much each day. But other than that, I just nap for 10 minutes or so here and there.

T: And you start training after that?

G: Today, I’d slept about 1 hour [before training].

(CM)

T: [mumble mumble… He’s introducing the quiz/game corner, where GACKT will win a Waratte Iitomo phone strap if there’s only 1 person, no more or less, from among the 100 people in the audience who can answer G’s quiz]

G: Ohhhhhhhhh, I want it. I won it once before. At the time, it was a…pen.

T: No, it’s always been a strap.

G: Oh, it was a strap. [GACKT FAILS BIG TIME!! X’DDDD]
I went to all the 3 Baltic countries for the summer tour. Can anybody name all of the 3 countries correctly?

Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW (Holy cow, there’s only 1 person in the audience who knows the answer!! @_______________@ This makes G very happy. XD)

G: Yaaaaaay, I’m so happy.

T: OK, who will you introduce to us as tomorrow’s guest?

G: I’m doing a band called Yellow Fried Chickenz right now, and I want to call Shinya from Luna Sea. We’re spending a lot of time together, and we were together the whole time during the EU tour. He’s a great guy. [A phone’s brought to G.]
Mori mori (= Moshi moshi = Hello), Shin-chan, good morning. [S: Mori mori~] This feels weird, huh? [S: It does feel weird~] Have you eaten a lot today again? [S: I did eat a lot.]

T: Can you come tomorrow? [S: Iitomo~ (I sure will~)]

The end.
That was short, and way too much time wasted on the stupid old waterfall…. I know he’s talked about the waterfall at least once before on Waratte Iitomo, probably twice… =3=
Shinya sounded really cute~. I'll try to catch him tomorrow~ :D