OK, you know what I'm talking about here, right? I don't need to link it, do I? (^^;

Well, I very much appreciate the uploaded video that never should've been filmed, but oh well, I enjoyed it, so sue me XP.
Terrible sound quality. I could only understand 90% of what he was saying.
So, I've skipped some parts I couldn't understand, either because of the poor sound quality or lack of images of G.

G likes to say SUTEKI-na (beautiful, wonderful, cool, etc.). A LOT.

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Hello. How are you all? How are you? How are you?
We've come here after the photo shoots, and I'm exhausted, too.
But I saw a lot of suteki-na smiles from all of you.
I also saw a lot of suteki-na tears, too.
I also received a lot of suteki-na vibrations. [He uses the English word "vibration" here, so don't ask me.  =P)
Today [at the photo shoot], many of you were trembling [with excitement], so much so that it almost made my body tremble, too.
After the shoot, many of you seemed so relieved, and many of you just wanted to get the heck outa there. [laughter]
I was thinking "Why waste this opportunity? I'm right here next to you." But then again, there were some of you who wouldn't leave. [laughter]
You know, these two days of photo shoot were really taxing on me, but the suteki-na memories that I made with you all were more than worth it.
Taking a thousand pictures with fans in two days... Well, I guess that's not really an artist-like thing to do.
Artists don't go on a trip with a thousand fans every year [like I do].
After the 8th year, I'll have taken trips with 8,000 fans. And in two more years, I'll have taken pictures with 10,000 fans.
There are probably very few men in this world who are doing something like that.
I'm thinking this just might enter the Guinness Book of Records. [applause]
Are you eating everybody? Well, it doesn't really matter if you aren't, but... [laughter]
[partially inaudible, so I'm guessing here] While you were eating these wonderful meals(?), I was enjoying a nice Bento box(?).
And the wonderful members who shared the Bento with me are also here. [applause]
[inaudible. BAD NOISE here. I'm guessing Chacha was introduced here.]
Minami!! [fans say "Minami"] Louder! [fans say "Minami!]
Lastly, YOU!
Ever since we came to Singapore, [inaudible]. [applause]
We went to the studio, and I got angry and left them. Slammed the door behind me.
And since then, everybody [inaudible]. So I think we'll be able to deliver good images(?) and songs to you tomorrow.
In this Yasokai, a young 22-year-old is joining us for the first time, mingling with our young member in his 40's. [laughter]
Because this is his first time, he's really nervous. So please shower him with your warm love and jeering. [laughter]
Well, come here Minami. Can you all call his name?
So, this is the guy who will be in charge of percussion. He's been doing various things, like in Korea(?).
Him entering [JOB] increases the average height of the members even more, so I feel like slapping [him(?)].
He's so young, he's NEW TYPE [robot or cyborg reference, I believe].
He's not even Hattoshin [head/body ratio = 1/7], but Kyutoshin [head/body ratio = 1/8].
But he's not good at talking at all. He's good-looking, but he can't talk.
He can't ad-lib talks, either. All he does is keep on nodding.
Can you call his name now? This is Minami!
[fans "MINAMI"]
[the rest, although very short, can't be translated due to lack of image of G and Minami. I can't tell what they're doing! D=]

The End.